I would have loved to see this! On Friday, George Clooney and his lady love, Sarah Larson, were having dinner at L.A. restaurant Madeo next to romance paperback cover boy Fabio and a bevy of women. Things were fine until one of Fabio’s gal pals started taking pictures of her friends. According to witnesses, George thought they were taking pictures of him and asked her to stop. Fabio went on to explain to George that she was merely taking pictures of the group and told George, “Stop being a diva.” Oh, snap! A shoving match ensued, and waiters stepped in to break up the fight.

Another witness stated:

“George looked annoyed when Fabio went to his table. George stood up, dropped the F-bomb and then went to push him…George was drinking…He wasn’t drunk, but he certainly wasn’t stone sober, either.”

Fabio’s manager told In Touch, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.” Heh heh.